Tucker Tailson
Chief Vixen Correspondent
Good evening, I'm Sly Lyka Fox, and welcome to Sly News - Trust me, I'm a fox! Where we're not afraid to dig up the truth, even if we have to bury it first!
Dr. Reynard Foxworth
Professional Opinion Haver
TONIGHT
ARE CHICKENS PLOTTING AGAINST FOXES? OUR INVESTIGATION AT 11
BREAKING
• EXCLUSIVE: Local fox claims garbage cans are "too secure" •
• STUDY: 9 out of 10 foxes prefer unguarded henhouses •
• WEATHER: Partly cloudy with a chance of stealing eggs •
• MARKETS: Chicken futures down, fox morale up •
• OPINION: Why everything is the rabbits' fault •
• ALERT: Missing: Journalistic integrity (If found, please ignore) •