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TONIGHT ARE CHICKENS PLOTTING AGAINST FOXES? OUR INVESTIGATION AT 11
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• EXCLUSIVE: Local fox claims garbage cans are "too secure" • • STUDY: 9 out of 10 foxes prefer unguarded henhouses • • WEATHER: Partly cloudy with a chance of stealing eggs • • MARKETS: Chicken futures down, fox morale up • • OPINION: Why everything is the rabbits' fault • • ALERT: Missing: Journalistic integrity (If found, please ignore) •
VIEWER POLL
Should foxes guard henhouses?
YES, FREEDOM!
97%
NO (Communist)
3%
TODAY'S FEAR LEVEL
ORANGE ALERT